Cats will never guess
18 Apr 2018, 12:11 AM
Are you sure cats will never guess who you are?
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Stay where you are!
28 Dec 2018, 2:42 AM
Stay where you are or I'll shoot you where you stand!!!
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Defeat a christmas tree
27 Dec 2018, 2:45 AM
If you want to defeat a christmas tree you have to think like a tree!
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Look at me
27 Dec 2018, 2:50 AM
Look at me and tell me where you've been and why are you smelling so bad!!!
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Lizards Hugging
3 Mar 2019, 8:47 PM
- Hi Pal, where have you been so long? I’ve been waiting for you for 2 hours!
- I've been waiting for my wife to fall asleep. Now we have a plenty of time to drink some beer!
Don't bother me
1 Oct 2020, 1:59 AM
Please don’t bother me, I need to prepare my monthly report!
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Stupid Paparazzo
1 Oct 2020, 10:34 PM
What a great day!
It’s only you and me here
and one stupid
paparazzo on the ground.
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Zebras Laughing
6 Oct 2020, 6:39 PM
- And then man asked: Why these horses were painted with color lines?
- What a SILLY IDIOT!
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